非常幽默风趣的过年句子 带英文（值得收藏）

鼠年过节不收礼，其实给点也可以，不送礼也可以，送条祝福也可以，祝春节快乐，鼠年快乐！下面为大家整理了一些幽默风趣的过年句子，带英文，值得收藏！希望大家会喜欢。

春节到了，我很认真地在思考一个问题，我的年龄让我怀疑今年我还能拿到压岁钱吗？

The Spring Festival is coming, I am seriously thinking about a question, my age makes me wonder if I can get lucky money this year?

春节到了，对于一个胖子来说，过年体重没增加就已经是在减肥了。

The Spring Festival arrived, for a fat man, the New Year"s weight did not increase is already in reducing weight.

春节到了，夏天不能没有冰棍，冬天不能没有被子，过年不能没有红包。

Spring Festival arrived, summer can not no popsicles, winter can not no quilt, New Year can not no red envelopes.

春节到了，真希望收到红包的时候，里面写着“再来一个”。

The Spring Festival is coming, I really hope to receive a red envelope, which says "have another one".

春节到了，你无法叫醒一个不回你信息的人，但是红包能。

The Spring Festival is coming, you can"t wake up a person who doesn"t return your message, but the red envelope can.

春节到了，千万别给我发什么节日祝福，一个红包就可以让我感受到你的诚意。

The Spring Festival is coming, do not give me any holiday wishes, a red envelope can let me feel your sincerity.

春节到了，现在就送给你新年的祝福，让别人羡慕去吧。

The Spring Festival has arrived, now give you the New Year"s blessing, let others envy it.

春节到了，不要侥幸地认为你可以只吃不胖，因为那是不可能的。

The Spring Festival is coming, don"t take chances that you can only eat fat, because that is impossible.

春节到了，最忧伤的是走遍了所有亲戚家拜年，却没人给我一个红包。

The Spring Festival arrived, the most sad is to visit all relatives, but no one gave me a red envelope.

春节到了，每次过年人家给我红包都要推来推去的，其实我最怕的是这样推来推去就没了。

The Spring Festival arrived, every time the Spring Festival people give me red envelopes to push to push, in fact, I am most afraid is so push to push to go without.

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