可爱俏皮的小句子（适合女生发朋友圈哦）

1、掉头发的时候，感觉自己像一株蒲公英。

When I lose my hair, I feel like a dandelion.

2、如果夜里不能吃东西，为什么冰箱会有灯呢？

If you can"t eat at night, why is there a light in the refrigerator?

3、最能显示我有钱的地方，就是我身上的肉了。

The best place to show that I have money is the flesh on my body.

4、我问风扇我丑不丑，结果它摇了一晚上头。

I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook its head all night.

5、严于律己，甜以待人。

Be strict with yourself and treat others sweetly.

6、愿得一人心，永不再相亲。

May you win a heart and never meet again.

7、好看的锁骨千篇一律，有趣的肚子弹来弹去。

Good-looking collarbone stereotyped, interesting belly bounce to bounce.

8、你的小可爱未上线，请用红包激活。

Your little cutie is not online, please activate it with a red envelope.

9、我是个素食主义者，我只吃食草动物。

I"m a vegetarian. I only eat herbivores.

10、有些人太狡猾，为了见我都跑到我梦里了。

Some people are so cunning that they run into my dreams to see me.

11、天要我胖，我不得不胖。

If God wants me to be fat, I have to be fat.

12、想做一个小朋友，可爱天真不知愁。

Want to be a child, lovely day really don"t know sorrow.

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