朋友圈很可爱的皮句子 活宝雷人（趣味多多）

1、世界上有两种人最可爱，一种是记性差的，第二种我忘了。

There are two kinds of people in the world who are the most lovely. One is the one with poor memory, and the other I forgot.

2、别看我挺穷的，我花起钱来一套一套的。

Although I"m poor, I"m good at spending money.

3、我警告你，我生气的时候，不要和我嬉皮笑脸，因为你一笑，我就会跟着笑，这样显得我很没面子。

I warn you, when I am angry, don"t smirk with me, because if you smile, I will laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

4、别的小朋友都有小熊抱，我却没有，因为你是猪。

Other children have bear hugs, but I don"t, because you are a pig.

5、喜欢不能当饭吃，但是被你喜欢，我会好好吃饭。

I can"t take liking as a meal, but if I"m liked by you, I"ll have a good meal.

6、脑袋睡不着，于是我也睡不着。

My head couldn"t sleep, so I couldn"t sleep either.

7、别老是上网了，上上称吧！

Don"t surf the Internet all the time. Weigh it!

8、装漂亮很难，幸好我是真的漂亮。

It"s hard to pretend to be beautiful. Fortunately, I am really beautiful.

9、有没有学汽修的，帮我看看我是不是备胎。

Have you studied auto repair? Help me see if I am a spare tire.

10、我问你什么时候能见见你，你说下辈子吧！你真好，下辈子还要和我在一起。

I asked you when I could meet you, and you said next life! It"s very kind of you to stay with me in the next life.

11、心情不好的时候，别人发什么我都觉得很烦，但是发红包就不会，好奇怪啊！

When I"m in a bad mood, I feel annoyed at what others send, but not when I send a red envelope. How strange!

12、我保持体重的秘诀就是胡吃海喝，很有用，根本瘦不下来。

The secret of keeping my weight is to eat and drink, which is very useful and can"t lose weight at all.

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