看完后超开心的沙雕句子 调皮满分（招人喜欢）

1、玉皇大帝年纪大了，但一直不肯改名叫玉皇老帝，因为他害怕别人跟他打招呼“来了，老帝。”

The Jade Emperor is old, but he has always refused to change his name to be called the old emperor, because he is afraid that he is afraid that others say hello to him, "come on, old emperor."

2、这个天气挺尬得，不开空调又热，开的话还得去买一台。

The weather is very awkward. It"s hot without the air conditioner. I have to buy one if I turn it on.

3、我对金钱没啥概念，是真的，一万和一百万在我眼里没分别，反正我都没有。

I don"t have any idea about money. It"s true. There"s no difference between ten thousand and one million in my eyes. Anyway, I don"t have any.

4、游戏能陪我一辈子，如果你也能，那我以后就不打游戏了，只打你。

The game can accompany me for a lifetime, if you can also, then I will not play the game later, only hit you.

5、大家好，今天周四，有缘刷到我这条说说的话，喊声美女行不，反正你们嘴巴闲着也是闲着。

Hello, everyone. Today Thursday, I"ve got a chance to say something like this. Can you shout beauty? Anyway, your mouth is idle.

6、放假前：我的脸和巴掌一样大。

现在：我的脸两个巴掌大。

Before the holiday: my face is as big as a palm.

Now: my face is two palms big.

7、我感觉我爱上了数学老师，因为在爱的人面前，智商为零。

I feel that I fell in love with the math teacher, because in front of the person I love, I have zero IQ.

8、看了很久，终于买了，全款，感觉没必要分期吧，又不是没实力，就一瓶可乐而已。

After watching it for a long time, I finally bought it. I don"t think it"s necessary to divide it by stages. It"s not that I don"t have the strength. It"s just a bottle of coke.

9、天天熬夜就会产生幻觉，比如我通宵后闭上眼，梦见我男朋友是王一博。

I can have illusion every day, such as I close my eyes all night, dreaming that my boyfriend is Wang Yibo.

10、有梦就要去追，待会儿醒了，就不容易再睡着了。

If you have a dream, you have to chase it. When you wake up later, it"s not easy to fall asleep again.

11、你无法用钱买来幸福，因为你根本就没有钱。

You can"t buy happiness with money, because you don"t have money at all.

12、以前听到有人说我丑，我立马跟他打了起来，现在我再也听不到有人说我丑了，因为我被打聋了。

I used to hear people say I was ugly, so I immediately fought with him. Now I can"t hear people say I"m ugly any more, because I"m deaf.

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