10个可爱爆棚的小句子 句句沙雕（活宝有趣）

1、好朋友都忙着脱单，而我却忙着治脱发。

My best friends are busy getting married, but I"m focused on curing my losing my hair.

2、出题，是一些人的狂欢，考试，是一群人的孤单。

Making questions is Some people"s carnival, the test, is a group of people being alone.

3、太久没心动了，心里的小鹿都成老鹿了。

It is Too long since I fall in affections last time, in my heart of the deer are old deer.

4、多年以来一直想和作业大吵一架，气跑了更好。

For years I"ve been wanted to have a big fight with my homework.it is better if it runs away.

5、肚子饿了就给我打电话，我嚼零食给你听。

Remember to Call me when you"re hungry and I"ll munch a snack for you.

6、那么多人都去撞南墙了，那我去修南墙肯定很赚钱。

So many people go to the south wall, I must be very profitable to build the south wall.

7、不擅于早起，却天生会晚睡。

I am Not good at getting up early in the morning, but I am a person natural to sleep late.

8、虽然我单身，但是我胖若两人。

Although I am a single person,I am as fat as two people.

9、傻瓜才做选择，我就全都要了。

Choices are for fools. I"d have them all.

10、日子照旧，梦想暴富。

Life is as usual, I am still dreaming of getting quite rich one day.

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