让人看一眼就想发说说的沙雕句子 幽默搞怪（让你开怀大笑）
明明有很多的钱，却还是每天照常的上班，明明有自己的跑车，却还是每天去挤公交车，明明可以靠着自己美丽的外表活着，可是却偏偏要靠能力。唉，不知道明明是谁，反正大概这就是我跟明明的差距吧！
Obviously, I have a lot of money, but I still go to work as usual every day. I have my own sports car, but I still go to crowded buses every day. I can live by my beautiful appearance, but I have to rely on my ability. Alas, I do not know who Mingming is, but probably this is the difference between me and Mingming!
今年的秋天就像一个渣男一样，一会儿冷得要死，一会热得要死。
This autumn, like a man who cheated on a woman"s affections, has been cold and hot for a while.
其实谈恋爱有什么好的，不就是图一个伤心难过的下场吗？
In fact, what good love, is not a sad sad end?
老是说会限制人生中很多的东西，但是也不知道什么，贫穷好像认识体重，所以不会限制它。
Always say that will limit a lot of things in life, but also do not know what, poverty seems to know weight, so will not limit it.
如果这个世界总是不善待你的话，那你可以空中挥舞两拳，不为什么，就是为了让这个世界也尝尝你拳头的厉害。
If the world doesn"t treat you well, you can shake your fist in the air, just to make the world feel your fist.
你知道吗？假如你早上很早就起床的话，其实可以做很多的事情，比如说，你再去睡一个回笼觉。
You know what? If you get up early in the morning, there are many things you can do, such as go back to sleep.
你们知道为什么很多人在睡觉之前，想要再吃点东西吗？因为只有在睡觉之前吃饱了，才不会做噩（饿）梦啊！
Do you know why so many people want to eat more before they go to bed? For only when you are full before you go to bed, will you not have a dream!
小明的女朋友力气真的特别的大，经常背着他去和别的人约会！
Xiao Ming"s girlfriend really special strength, often carry him to date with other people!
问：怎么样才能避免被别人所利用，发答：把自己变成一个没有利用价值的废物就可以了！
Q: how to avoid being used by others, hair answer: turn yourself into a useless waste can be!
老王的儿子今天请了几个班上的同学来家里玩，老王为了树立好爸爸的形象，所以就一直陪着孩子们玩游戏，玩玩具，后来老王准备出去买东西的时候，刚关上门就听到里面的小孩对他儿子说：“你爸真能玩，现在终于肯走了。”
Today, the son of pharaoh asked some classmates to play in the home, Lao wang in order to set up the image of good father, so he has been with the children playing games, play toys, later, Lao wang are going to go out to buy things, just shut the door to hear the inside of the child said to his son: "your dad really can play, finally willing to go now."
你这辈子经历过最孤独最难受的事情是什么？上学时，全班就有一个人考试没及格！
What is the loneliest and saddest thing you have ever experienced in your life? When we went to school, one person in the class failed the exam!
12、唉，有的时候我就在想，如果爸妈把关心我学习的那股劲，能拿来用在自己身上的话，可能我们家早就发达了。
Alas, sometimes I think, if parents care about my study that strength, can be used in their own words, maybe our home would have developed.
13、这个世界是公平的，虽然我们不能像电视剧里的寒香一样招蝴蝶，可是我们可以招蚊子啊！
The world is fair, although we can"t attract butterflies like the TV drama, but we can attract mosquitoes!
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