一些暗示自己不开心的小句子（新颖有趣又实在）

1、我在煮咖啡，苦了叫你。

I"m making coffee. I"ll call you if it"s bitter.

2、皮一下很开心，可惜今天失重了，皮不起来了。

I will be very happy if being naughty for some while , but it is a pity that I can not rise today.

3、今天已拎着我的坏心情走了一路，还没找到垃圾桶。

Today I has carried my bad mood to walk all the way, but did not find the trash can still.

4、上帝关了我的灯后，又趁机吹灭了我的蜡烛。

When God had turned off my lamp, he took the opportunity to blow out my candle.

5、今日的心情是开口向下的抛物线。

Today"s mood is a downward parabola.

6、最近生活的主题是：心情不够，零食来凑。

Recently the theme of my life is: the good mood is not enough, snacks to gather my mood together.

7、今天发生的事情有点莫名其妙，请问我可以恢复出厂设置吗？

What happened today is a little baffling. Can I restore the factory Settings for myself?

8、疲于奔波的我，真想去快乐底下躲一躲。

I am tired of running about, and I really want to hide under a happy tree.

9、快要下雨了，我这句话指的不是天气。

It"s going to rain, and that sentence I"m not talking about the weather.

10、这几天好心情与我吵架后离开了，我得去把他哄回来。

Good mood left me after quarreling with me these days, and I have to coax him back.

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