好友时发的皮句子 机灵古怪（值得收藏）

1、万水千山总是情，加个好友行不行？

Thousands of rivers and mountains are always in love. Can I add a friend?

2、抛个硬币，如果摔碎了今天就不加我微信，明天加。

Toss a coin, if the coin is broken, you can not add my wechat today. Add me wechat tomorrow.

3、扫我，那么我就每天祝你早安，午安，晚安。

Sweep me, then I wish you good morning, good afternoon and good night every day.

4、简单介绍一下，此人是您微信好友的漏网之鱼。

For a brief introduction, this person is your wechat friend"s missing fish.

5、你不来，我朋友圈只有贝，你来了我朋友圈才会有宝贝。

If you don"t come, my circle of friends only has "Bei". After you come, my circle of friends will have babies.

6、前边的同志，手机掏一掏啊，花生瓜子八宝粥，啤酒饮料矿泉水，微信有需要了解一下吗？

Front of the comrades, take out a mobile phone ah, peanut melon seeds eight treasure porridge, beer drinks, mineral water. My wechat, do you want to know about it?

7、扫我嘛？不扫？行吧，那我扫你，也不行？那你可能要失去世界上美丽大方可爱性感知性聪明又善良的我了。

Sweep me? No sweeping? OK, I"ll sweep you. Not even? Then you may lose me who is beautiful, generous, lovely, sexy, intelligent and kind in the world.

8、什么是成功？马云都没有我微信，你有。

What is success? Ma Yun doesn"t have my wechat, but you do.

9、愿得一人心，免得老相亲。

Wish to have a heart, so as to avoid old blind date.

10、快快快！扫码有惊喜。

Come on, come on! Scanning the code has a surprise.

11、加油，加薪，加多宝，不如加我。

Come on. Pay rise. JDB. It"s better to add me to them.

12、想做你列表里无情的点赞机器。

I want to be the ruthless machine in your list and praise you silently.

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