搞笑句子 希望你看了能开心一点（值得分享）

不是我喜欢熬夜，而是夜晚需要我，那颗闪耀的星星

Not that I like staying up late, but that night needs me, the shining star

没有充裕的钱包和内心的平静，许多人本末倒置

Without abundant wallet and inner peace, many people put the cart before the horse

老树、乌鸦、空调可乐、西瓜、追逐戏剧、躺在沙发上、夕阳下，心情好得爆炸

Old trees, crows, air-conditioned coke, watermelon, chasing drama, lying on the sofa and in the sunset, my mood exploded

当时有很多事情你想不出来。别担心。过了一会儿你就不记得了

There were a lot of things you couldn"t think of. don"t worry. After a while, you don"t remember

不能唤醒一个熟睡的人，不能陶醉一个不爱你的人，不能在路上走捷径

Can"t wake up a sleeping person, can"t intoxicate a person who doesn"t love you, can"t take a shortcut on the road

花这么多钱在皮肤护理上比花在脸上要好

It"s better to spend so much money on skin care than on your face

人生注定有三天，七天靠努力，其余九天靠父母

Life is destined to have three days, seven days by hard work, and the other nine days by parents

结局和你想象的不同，生活是生活，你想象的叫作童话

The ending is different from what you imagine. life called life. What you imagine is called fairy tale

看到别人如此努力工作，然后兴高采烈地走上成功之路，你会问自己，你不想成为他们的绊脚石吗？

Seeing others work so hard and then happily embark on the road to success, you ask yourself, don"t you want to be a stumbling block to them?

我可能举不起一块100公斤重的石头，但如果是100公斤人民币，我保证会把它捡起来跑

I may not be able to lift a 100kg stone, but if it is 100kg RMB, I promise I will pick it up and run

不要兴奋或冷漠，只要看看你和我。不管你的圈子有多大，到我这里来，请说得好，包括你的眼睛

Don"t be excited or indifferent, just look at you and me. No matter how big your circle is, come to me, please speak well, including your eyes

一种悲伤叫，我对你的回报是第二次回报，你对我的回报是轮回

A kind of sadness called, my return to you is the second return, and your return to me is reincarnation

这里没有文化可以学习，没有丑陋的整体，没有坏的思想。真的没有法治

There is no culture to learn, no ugly whole, no bad ideas. There is really no rule of law

我不能忘记我的生日

I can"t forget my birthday