沙雕至极的可爱句子 顽皮有趣（一看就爱上）
1、了不起了不起，每逢佳节长身体。
It"s amazing. I grow up every festival.
2、每次一个人走夜路都好害怕，天这么黑，我这么美，真怕别人看不见啊！
Every time I walk at night, I"m so scared. It"s so dark and I"m so beautiful. I"m afraid others can"t see me!
3、耳机里的音乐把烦恼打了一顿。
The music in the earphone beat up the trouble.
4、长这么大，没学到别的本事，就掌握了一项特殊技能：白天不用安眠药也能安眠，晚上不用兴奋剂也能兴奋。
Growing up, without learning other skills, he mastered a special skill: he can sleep without sleeping pills in the daytime, and he can be excited without doping at night.
5、一生败在太要脸，爱钱爱得不明显。
The failure of my life is that I want face too much and love money too little.
6、月亮不睡我不睡，头发掉到我流泪。
The moon does not sleep, I do not sleep, hair fell to my tears.
7、永远不要和父母吵架，因为你吵不赢的时候只有挨骂，当你吵得赢的时候只有挨打。
Never quarrel with your parents, because you only get scolded when you can"t win, and only get beaten when you can win.
8、凡夫俗子，你不想尝尝仙女的味道吗？
Ordinary people, don"t you want to taste the fairy?
9、今天我依旧是个碌碌无为的“知食”分子。
Today, I am still a mediocre person who only knows how to eat.
10、找个胖的女朋友不好吗？花同样的钱你挑了个最大的。
How about a fat girlfriend? You chose the biggest one for the same amount of money.
11、一闪一闪亮晶晶，我们都是柠檬精。
Twinkling star, we are all lemon essence.
12、小时候我妈教我用筷子，我学不会她就打我；现在长大了，我教我妈用手机，他学不会，还是打我。
When I was a child, my mother taught me to use chopsticks, and she beat me if I couldn"t learn. Now when I grow up, I teach my mother to use mobile phones, but if he can"t, he still beats me.
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