五一快乐哟（开心的句子送给你）

老娘法眼一开就知道你是个妖孽了。

I know you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.

我以为我很颓废，今天我才知道，原来我早报废了。

I thought I was very decadent. Today I learned that I was decadent.

别以为你长得帅我就不打你。

Don"t think you"re handsome and I won"t beat you.

美国女神嘛，这手拿着火炬，这手拿着书，这事告诉我们停电也要学习。

The goddess of America, holding the torch in this hand and the book in this hand, tells us that we have to learn when the power is off.

傻与不傻，要看你会不会装傻。

Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you pretend to be stupid.

你以为我会眼睁睁地看着你去送死吗？绝对不会，我会闭上眼睛的。

Do you think I"m going to watch you die? Absolutely not. I"ll close my eyes.

帮领导做100件好事不如和领导一起做1件坏事。

It"s better to do one bad thing with leaders than to do 100 good things for them.

人生自古谁无死，早死晚死都得死。

Since ancient times, no one has to die in life.

别用你那盗版蒙娜丽莎般的微笑冲着我，我的胃没你想象的那么坚强。

Don"t smile at me like Mona Lisa. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

暮色苍茫看劲松，乱云飞渡仍从容。

In the twilight, you can see the pine trees, and the clouds are still flying leisurely.

我左青龙，右白虎，老牛在腰间，龙头在胸口，人挡杀人，佛挡杀佛。

I left green dragon, right white tiger, old cow in the waist, dragon head in the chest, people block killing, Buddha block killing Buddha.

令人不能自拔的，除了牙齿还有爱情。

People can not extricate themselves, in addition to teeth and love.

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