让人一看就觉得很有意思的句子 幽默风趣（越看越喜欢）
1.跟我吵架解决不了问题，但你撒娇试试。
Fighting with me won"t solve the problem, but try to be coquettish.
2.别人扎俩个小辫子，你说人可爱，我扎你说我是哪吒三太子。
Other people wear two braids, you say people are cute, I tie you say I am the Third Prince of Nezha.
3.运动是一种享受，我之所以不运动，因为我不是个贪图享乐的人。
Exercise is a kind of enjoyment. The reason why I don"t exercise is that I am not a person who is greedy for pleasure.
4.每天骑士都会来准时给我送餐，我心地善良，每次都给骑士配送费。
Every day, the knight will come and deliver the meal to me on time. I am kind-hearted and give the knight delivery fee every time.
5.打雷的时候，我紧紧抱住男朋友，男朋友拍拍我的头说，别装。
When it thunders, I hold my boyfriend tightly. He pats my head and says, "don"t pretend.".
6.总是想睡觉，估计我就是传说中的睡美人。
Always want to sleep, I guess I am the legendary sleeping beauty.
7.我想买个那种只会显示45kg的体重秤。
I want to buy a scale that only shows 45kg.
8.我保持体重的方法就是吃火锅喝奶茶，体重从未下降。
The way I keep my weight is to eat hot pot and drink milk tea. I never lose weight.
9.我不会轻易哭，我不想掉珍珠。
I don"t cry easily. I don"t want to lose pearls.
10.有开锁的吗？我男神把朋友圈锁了。
Do you have a lock? My God has locked his circle of friends.
11.世界那么大，买个地球仪吧，没事不但可以看看，还能转转。
The world is so big, buy a globe. You can not only have a look, but also turn around.
12.如果多年后你未娶，我未嫁，咱们就约好抱在一起痛哭一下，因为太惨了。
If you don"t marry me many years later, we"ll make an appointment to hold each other and cry because it"s too miserable.
13.如果夜里不能吃宵夜，为什么冰箱里会有灯呢。
If you can"t have a snack at night, why is there a light in the refrigerator.
14.为什么要吵架呢，平心静气下来互打一顿不是更解气。
Why quarrel? It"s not more relaxing to fight with each other calmly.
15.你很特别你知道吗？我想你可能是天蓬元帅的后代。
You"re special, you know? I think you may be a descendant of Marshal Tianpeng.
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