朋友圈幽默句子 沙雕可爱（看完开怀大笑）

你并不是一无所有，你还有脸回家。

You don"t have nothing. You have the face to go home.

安全感是什么？就是在上学快迟到的时候，在路上碰到同班同学。

What is the sense of security? It"s when I"m late for school,I met my classmates on the way.

科技真的发达了，我足不出户就能，被千里之外的人气得半死。

With the development of science and technology, I can be half killed by people thousands of miles away without leaving home.

我每天都坚持做仰卧起坐，早上一个起坐，晚上一个仰卧。

I do sit ups every day, one in the morning,A supine at night.

你不是独自前行的猛虎，你只是一只，被同类抛弃的牛羊。

You"re not a tiger walking alone, you"re just a sheep abandoned by the same kind.

平时看书是因为有求知欲，考前看书是因为有求生欲。

Usually reading is because of the desire for knowledge, reading before the exam is because of the desire for survival.

总有这样的人，该干活的时候职业不起来，玩的时候又放不开。

There are always people who don"t get up when it"s time to work,I can"t let it go when I play.

他日嫁得如意郎君，再谢公子当年不娶之恩。

I will marry my husband one day and thank you again for not marrying me.

女生们宁肯做高帅富的备胎，也不肯接受屌丝的行为，从基因上保证了人类的进步。

The girls prefer to be the spare tire of Gao Shuai Fu rather than the behavior of diaosi, which ensures the progress of human beings genetically.

过的不顺的时候，要相信你不是一个人，看看身边的朋友，不都是因为失败，才混在一起的么

When life is not going well, you should believe that you are not alone. If you look at your friends, they are all mixed up because of failure

炸鸡如此多娇，引无数少女肥了腰。

Fried chicken so many Jiao, attracted countless girls fat waist.

为什么追到手后，态度会变？你考完试还看书吗？

Why does attitude change after catching up? Do you still read after the exam?

丑人多作怪这句话不假，因为长得好看的，无理取闹叫撒娇。

It"s true that ugly people do more mischief, because good-looking people are called coquetry.

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