很可爱的怼人句子 新颖个性（句句精辟）

1.诅咒你以后喝珍猪奶茶，里面都没有珍猪。

Curse you later drink Zhenzhu milk tea, there is no Zhenzhu in it.

2.你骂我，我吃亏，你就是个小乌龟。

You scold me, I suffer, you are a little turtle.

3.你腿长长，你腿长，牙签上了杵了个棒棒糖。

You have long legs. You have long legs. You have a lollipop on your toothpick.

4.明天你妈妈出门买菜必涨价。

Tomorrow your mother will go shopping and the price will rise.

5.真是猫改不了吃小鱼干。

The cat can"t change eating dried fish.

6.百度搜不到你，那就试试搜“狗”吧。

Baidu can"t find you, so try searching "dog".

7.不听不听，王八念经。

Don"t listen, don"t listen.

8.我看你挺凶的，我的农场缺条狗，明天你来上班吧。

I think you are fierce. My farm is short of dogs. Come to work tomorrow.

9.你骂我我不听，你妈是个白骨精。

I won"t listen to you scolding me. Your mother is a white bone expert.

10.你是哪个村的猪，那么膨胀。

Which village pig are you, so swollen.

11.你这个破了皮的虾米。

You skinned shrimp.

12.你这个愚蠢的土拨鼠。

You stupid marmot.

13.你这么杠，不去搬砖可惜了。

It"s a pity that you don"t move bricks.

14.我诅咒你漂亮到没朋友。

I curse you so beautiful that you have no friends.

15.再凶我我就亲你。

I"ll kiss you again.

16.你是我这一生最想拱的白菜。

You are the cabbage I want to eat most in my life.

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