怼人的有趣句子 霸气幽默（句句精辟独到）

1.只是不想计较，不是没脾气，对于某些人，我只能说我的巴掌很适合你的脸。

Just don"t want to care, not no temper, for some people, I can only say my slap is very suitable for your face.

2.很羡慕你的皮肤，怎么保养的，为什么那么厚。

I envy your skin, how to maintain it and why it is so thick.

3.我盯上你的时候，是福是祸你自己把握。

When I"m looking at you, you can decide for yourself whether it"s a blessing or a curse

4.我一般很少说让别人难堪的话，如果说了，那就真的是忍无可忍了。

Generally, I seldom say anything that embarrasses others. If I do, it will be unbearable.

5.有事直接说，不要老问我在吗，如果不出意外的话，几十年之内我都是在的。

If you have something to say, don"t always ask me if I"m here. If there"s no accident, I"ll be here for decades.

6.粪堆上开花（臭美）

Blossom on the dunghill

7.茶壶里的水（滚开）

The water in the teapot

8.吃饱了的牛肚子（草包）

Full belly (straw bag)

9.蝙蝠身上插鸡毛（你算什么鸟）

What kind of bird are you

10.你是工地来的吗？这么能抬杠。

Are you from the construction site? That"s a big deal

11.你脖子上那东西是不是离家出走了。

Did that thing around your neck run away from home

12.你要得病了得治，可惜我不认识兽医。

If you get sick, you have to be cured. Unfortunately, I don"t know a veterinarian

13.知道你过得不好，我就安心了。

I"m relieved to know that you"re not doing well

14.做人不能这样，缺了狗粮才来找我。

You can"t be like this. You come to me without dog food.

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