又皮又可爱的沙雕句子 幽默搞怪（太有才了）

1、我们去看电影吧，票和奶茶我买，你看电影，我看你，我想看看你的脸皮到底有多厚。

Let"s go to the cinema. I"ll buy tickets and milk tea. You go to the cinema and I"ll watch you. I want to see how thick your skin is.

2、羡慕你们还有闲钱可以买基金，我身上的钱只够买鸡精。

I envy you that you still have spare money to buy funds. I only have enough money to buy chicken essence.

3、小时候喜欢吃方便面，家里不让吃，我暗暗发誓，长大了一定要天天吃泡面，现在我做到了。

When I was a child, I liked instant noodles. I didn"t want to eat them at home. I secretly vowed that I would eat instant noodles every day when I grew up. Now I have done it.

4、今天我跟我妈说多双筷子，我妈特高兴问为什么？我说因为我同时学会了双手干饭。

Today, I told my mother to have more chopsticks. My mother was very happy and asked why? I said it was because I learned to cook with both hands at the same time.

5、我觉得我这辈子最灿烂的笑容，大概都奉献给了我的手机屏幕。

I think the most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.

6、如果我不回消息那很正常，你见过哪个捡垃圾的不忙。

If I don"t get back to you, that"s normal. You"ve seen a garbage collector who"s not busy.

7、我一生普通，遇见最浪漫的事情也不过是斗地主被对方送了一朵玫瑰。

The most romantic thing I met in my life was that I was given a rose by the other party.

8、是不是美女的生活比较坎坷，如果是这样我认输，输得一塌糊涂。

Whether the life of a beautiful woman is rough or not, if so, I give up and lose in a big mess.

9、今天不出门，闭关修炼美貌。

I"m not going out today. I"m practicing my beauty behind closed doors.

10、以后别问我喜欢吃什么了，我最喜欢吃队友兵线。

Don"t ask me what I like to eat in the future. I like to eat my teammates and soldiers best.

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