很皮很逗的爆笑短句：顿顿吃垃圾食物的不是我（而是垃圾桶）

1.年纪不小了，熬得过应酬，但熬不过夜。

I am not quite young，although I can make it to endure social intercourse, but I cannot endure staying up in the night.

2.每次考试交卷的瞬间，都充满了对现实的感悟。

Every time I handed the paper after the exam, I feel full of the perception of reality.

3.我学习的热情沉淀一小会之后，发现少了许多。

After a little precipitation of my enthusiasm for learning, I found it becomes a lot less than before.

4.你说我是你的月亮，我却忘了问你，你生活的世界里有几个月亮。

You said I was your moon, But I forgot to ask you, how many moons are there you live in your world.

5.岁月造成的鸿沟，就算助跑，我也跳不过去了。

The gap caused by the years, even if I run with tools，I can not jump over already.

6.此刻来自内心的绝望对我说 ：“希望已经死了，再也不会回来了。”

Now the despair in my heart said, "Hope is dead and will never come back."

7.如果你想认识我，先请我吃点东西再说。

If you want to get to know me, please invite me to eat something at first.

8.迷路了，才能去一些以前没去过的地方。

Only when get lost can I go to somewhere I"ve never been before.

9.我把我的心借给你，任你随意翻阅，你别当天还就好。

I lend you my heart for you to read, and you can renew it for ever，please don"t lend it to me the first day.

10.顿顿吃垃圾食物的不是我，而是垃圾桶。

It"s not me who eats junk food at every meal. It"s the garbage can.

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