那些超级搞笑的文案 句句独特（快来欣赏）

别紧张，我不是什么好人

Take it easy. I"m not a good person

我是你永远无法撩动的姐姐

I"m the sister you"ll never touch

因发货太慢而给未来婆婆差评

Poor comments to future mother in law due to slow delivery

只要弟弟长得英俊，备胎成群我都喜欢

As long as my younger brother is handsome and the spare tire is crowded, I like it

年轻时，爱可以晚一点到达，但外卖不行

When you are young, love can arrive later, but take out can"t

青梅竹马的少女就是壁咚牵手身高差袭吻摸头抱杀

The girl who grew up is bi Dong, holding hands with her height difference, kissing, touching her head and killing her

如果生命已经出卖了我，我希望它已经超过体重

If life has sold me out, I hope it"s over weight

人生不仅仅是现在的苟且，还有前任的请帖

Life is not only about the present, but also about the invitation of the former

人的脸是七分天注定，三分靠打扮，你的脸是一分天注定，九分靠滤镜

People"s face is seven days destined, three by dressing, your face is one day destined, nine by filter

美得靠命，瘦得靠天，靠这句话活着

Beauty depends on life, thin depends on heaven, live by this sentence

只有真正努力过的人才知道，智商的鸿沟是无法跨越的

Only those who have really worked hard know that the gap of IQ cannot be crossed

人人心中都有一把火，过路人只看见烟

There is a fire in everyone"s heart. Passers by only see smoke

爱就表白吧，不被拒绝你还真以为自己是纯洁美丽的小仙女呢

If you don"t refuse, you really think you are a pure and beautiful fairy

有时喝点酒，借着冰冷的月光总想翻翻书，想不明白我为何下凡

Sometimes drink a little wine, always want to turn through the book by the cold moonlight, don"t understand why I go down to earth

赚钱是一种能力，花钱是一种技巧。这人虽然能干，但手艺却十分精湛

Making money is an ability and spending money is a skill. Although he is capable, he is very skillful

在你身边，请多关照一下吃货，可能一不小心就撑死了

At your side, please pay more attention to the food, you may die accidentally

昨日与蚊子打了一架，最终打平了，它没吃饱，我没睡好

Yesterday, I had a fight with the mosquito, and finally it was even. It didn"t have enough to eat and I didn"t sleep well