适合发朋友圈的句子 幽默风趣（点赞多多）

我只想谈一场异地恋，我们之间最多十千米，再远我的电动车就没电了。

I just want to talk about a distant love, between us up to ten kilometers, no matter how far my electric car will be dead.

我特别有原则，只要好吃在哪我就去哪。

I have a special principle, as long as the delicious where I go.

爱是所有人类的共同爱好，如果你不爱我，你就不是人类。

Love is everyone"s common hobby, if you do n" t love me, you are not a person.

我得睡到后天，因为明天有很多事要做。

I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow because there is a lot to do tomorrow.

我们两个人不合适，我太可爱，会成为你甜蜜的负担。

The two of us are not suitable, I am too cute, will become your sweet burden.

老师说不能在课堂上吃零食，幸好我今天带了火锅。

The teacher said I couldn"t eat snacks in class. Fortunately, I brought a hot pot today.

我单身到现在，可能是我把丘比特射向我的箭拿来烤串了。

I"m single until now, and I" m probably shooting Cupid at my arrow.

最浪漫的事，就是我吃你付。

The most romantic thing is I eat you pay.

我喜欢你，你特别好，如果有比你好的，那我就选择性失明。

I like you, you are particularly good, if there is better than you, then I selectively blind.

原来温柔的人不知道自己的头上会挂满小星星。

The original gentle people do not know that their heads will be full of small stars.

若能发电，我将点亮世界。

If I can generate electricity, I will light the world.

假如有钱是一个错误，我宁愿一错再错。

If having money is a mistake, I would rather be wrong.

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