五一假期发的句子 沙雕可爱（越看越爱）

一、五一快乐，恭喜我终于又可以当回废物。

Happy may day. Congratulations, I can be a waste again.

二、别的女孩都是想撒娇，而我想和你单挑。

Other girls want to be coquettish, but I want to fight with you alone.

三、有人说我朋友圈没营养 ，咋滴 ，你在朋友圈炖汤？

Some people say that my circle of friends is not nutritious. Why are you in the circle of friends?

四、放假了 世界这么大，买个地球仪吧 ，你不但可以看看 还可以转转。

Holiday, the world is so big, buy a globe, you can not only see but also around.

五、宝贝长，宝贝短，宝贝没钱你又不管。

Baby long, baby short, baby no money you don"t care.

六、如果我有什么让你不喜欢的地方，麻烦你自己克服一下。

If I have something you don"t like, please overcome it by yourself.

七、我的钱虽然不是大风乱来的，但很像大风乱走的。

My money doesn"t come from gale, but it"s like gale.

八、玩手机真的太危险 ，视力越来越差了，打开支付宝看不到钱了。

Mobile phone is really too dangerous, eyesight worse and worse, Alipay can not see the money.

九、不要说国产东西不好用，就比如说人民币，我一直都觉得很好用。

Don"t say that domestic products are not easy to use, such as RMB. I alwayfs think it is easy to use.

十、 其实我有男朋友就是现在不太稳定 有时候梦不到。

In fact, I have a boyfriend, but I"m not stable now. Sometimes I can"t dream.

十一、听说可爱会传染，你快靠我近一点。

I heard cuteness can be contagious, you come closer to me。

十二、首先很抱歉占用了公共资源发个朋友圈告诉大家我要睡觉了。First of all, I"m sorry for taking up public resources. I"ll send a circle of friends to tell you that I"m going to bed.