「汐沫」超级搞笑的句子（让人心情变好）

期末考试周请不要叫我名字，请叫我过儿。

Please don"t call me by name, please call me Guo er.

大家都是汉堡包，凭什么你们都是憨憨，就我是宝宝。

Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you so naive? I"m the baby.

胃疼，我就说胃你能不能别疼了，胃说，我不叫胃，我叫楚雨荨。

Stomachache, I said stomach, can you stop the pain, stomach said, I don"t call stomach, my name is Chu yuurtu.

碎玻璃尝起来有一股人血的味道，这是什么原理呢？我跟大家解释一下了。原因是玻璃做的时候是用铁水定型的，而人血红细胞也含铁，所以味道有点相似，不信的可以亲自验证一下。

Broken glass tastes like human blood. What"s the principle? I explained it to you. The reason is that the glass is shaped with molten iron, and the red blood cells also contain iron, so the taste is a little similar, you can verify it yourself if you don"t believe it.

什么是暖男，只暖一个女人的男人是暖男，暖很多女人的男人，那是烧锅炉的。

What is a warm man? A man who warms only one woman is a warm man. A man who warms many women is a boiler man.

如果你觉得我哪里不对，请一定告诉我，反正我也不会改，你别憋出病来。

If you think I"m wrong, please tell me. I won"t change it anyway. Don"t let me get sick.

只有交话费的时候，才能感觉到我说的话原来也能这么值钱！

Only when I pay the phone fee, can I feel that what I said can be so valuable!

过年了，我眼睛近视得更厉害了，打开钱包都看不见钱了。

New year"s day, my eyes become more myopic. I can"t see money when I open my wallet.

虽然我没去过你的城市，但我做过那里的题。

Although I have never been to your city, I have done the problem there.

有没有美女想垫下巴的，请联系我，我有双下巴，想卖掉一个。

If there is a beauty who wants to pad chin, please contact me. I have double chin and want to sell one.