让你笑掉大牙的搞怪句子(太沙雕了)
每天醒来的第一件事就是想睡觉。
The first thing I wake up every day is to want to sleep.
总觉得自己性格不适合上班,只适合拿工资。
I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work,only salary.
贫穷限制了一切,唯独没有限制我的体重。
Poverty limits everything except my weight.
为什么要白头偕老,我要一直长发飘飘。
Why do I want to grow old together?I want to have black hair all the time.
只因在人群中多看了你一眼,我便瞎了眼。
I"m blind because I look at you more in the crowd.
女孩子要稍微做一点坏事,然后老天爷一生气,就给你发个小伙。
Girls can do a little bit of bad things,and God will send you a guy when he gets angry.
想做你的太阳,高兴的时候温暖你,不高兴的时候晒死你。
I want to be your sun,I will warm you when I"m happy,and sun you when I"m unhappy.
我不撞南墙,怎么知道是我厉害还是南墙厉害。
How can I know who is powerful between thesouth wall and me if I don"t hit it?
我刚刚在喂猪,喂着喂着我就哭了,连猪都有人喂,我却没有。
I was just feeding the pigs.I cried.Even the pigs were fed,but I didn"t.
我刚刚在吃豆腐脑,吃着吃着我就哭了,连豆腐都有脑子,我却没有。
I was just eating uncongealed tofu. I cried.Even tofu has brain,but I don"t.
我刚刚在玩手机,玩着玩着我就哭了,连手机都有人和它玩,我却没有。
I was just playing with my cell phone. I cried. Even my cell phone was played with,but I didn"t.
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