关于减肥的搞笑说说 句句幽默（让人哭笑不得）

1、我是一个很自律的人，既然我说了我要减肥，那我就要一直说。

I am a very self-discipline person, since I said that I want to lose weight, then I will always say.

2、减肥这件事，都是胖子在喊，瘦子在做。

To lose weight, fat people are shouting and thin people are doing it.

3、减肥没有那么容易，每块肉都有它的脾气。

It"s not so easy to lose weight. Every piece of meat has its temper.

4、每次我说减肥，都只不过是想吓吓我的小肉肉们。

Every time I say "lose weight", I just want to scare my little meat.

5、在花一样的年纪里，却长成了一颗多肉。

In the same age as flowers, but grew into a fleshy.

6、世界上有两个我：一个吃货的我，一个真心想减肥的我。

There are two me in the world: one who eats food, the other who really wants to lose weight.

7、成年人的世界，除了长胖，其他都不容易。

The world of adults is not easy except to grow fat.

8、今天天气很好，在房间里宅久了，准备去客厅散散心。

It"s a fine day today. I"ve been staying in my room for a long time. I"m going to the living room to relax.

9、好看的皮囊千遍一律，有趣的灵魂两百来斤。

Good looking bodies are the same, and interesting souls are more than 100 kg.

10、不是我不想减肥，而是敌人太过强大。

Not that I don"t want to lose weight, but that the enemy is too strong.

11、对于减肥这样重要的事情，等我吃饱了再来研究。

For such an important thing as losing weight, I"ll study it when I"m full.

12、我只是对胖的世界很好奇，就进去转了转，结果迷路了。

I was just curious about the world of fat people, so I went in to have a look and got lost.

13、我不是不想减肥，我只是怕反弹而已。

I really want to lose weight, I"m just afraid of rebound.

14、每次当我决心减肥的时候，饭局就会不断啊！

Every time I decide to lose weight, I will be asked to eat!

15、减肥始终是人生第二大事，第一件大事是吃好、喝好、睡好。

Losing weight is always the second important thing in life. The first is eating, drinking and sleeping well.

16、有一种女孩脑海里只有两件事：吃和减肥。

There are only two things in a girl"s mind: eating and losing weight.

17、我这不是胖，我只是瘦得不明显。

I"m not fat, I"m just not obviously thin.

18、口袋里的钱最薄情寡义，身上的肥肉最不离不弃。

The money in the pocket is the weakest and the fat in the body is the most loyal.

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