猜不透剧情的搞笑句子 非常调皮（看完绷不住）
1、地铁说禁止携带易燃易爆物品，所以我悄悄地下了车。因为我……可爱到爆。
The subway said it was forbidden to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off silently.Because I Cute as hell.
2、好学生晒成绩，女神晒自拍，土豪晒富，模特晒身材，但我只能晒太阳！
Students with good results in the sun, goddess sun selfie, tuhao sun rich, model sun figure, but they can only sun!
3、我必须努力工作，否则人们会说我除了长得好看，一无是处。
I must work hard, otherwise people will say I am nothing but good-looking.
4、电扇是人类最好的朋友。我只是问它我是不是丑，它整晚都在认真地摇着头。
The electric fan is man"s best friend. I just asked it if I was ugly, and it shook its head seriously at me all night.
5、想和女神成为好朋友吗？就想告诉她一样简单，很快你就会听到她说，“我们还是做朋友吧。”
Want to be good friends with the goddess?It"s as simple as telling her, and pretty soon you"ll hear her say, "Let"s just be friends."
6、你想一夜暴富吗？你想拥有1亿美元的身价吗？你想吃饱穿暖吗？如果你愿意，为什么不和我在一起？我们将一起想。
Do you want to get rich overnight?Do you want to be worth $100 million?Do you want to be well fed and clothed?If you want, why don"t you stay with me? We"ll think together.
7、女孩子不要随便吵架，会显得她们很没文化，应该一巴掌大吼过去，让她们知道什么是文武双全。
Girls do not casually quarrel, it will appear that they are very uneducated, should slap shout past, let them know what is civil and military.
8、在这种天气里，我和烧烤之间只有一小撮孜然，和扇贝之间只有一头蒜头！
In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and only a head of garlic between me and scallops!
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