专治女生不回消息的句子 句句有趣（情商超高）

1、我感觉我们俩很有默契，你不言，我不语。

I feel that we have a tacit understanding. If you don"t speak, I don"t speak.

2、辛苦工作的同时，也别忘记放松下自己，跟我开个小差。

At the same time of hard work, don"t forget to relax and have a little errand with me.

3、你被外星人抓走了吗？这么久不说话。

Have you been taken by aliens? You don"t talk for so long.

4、去火星了吗？回来记得带特产。

Did you go to Mars? Remember to bring specialty when you come back.

5、沉默是金，你是发财了吗？一直不说话。

Silence is golden. Are you rich? Never talk.

6、我不说话，你也不说话，我们的第一个默契产生了。

I don"t speak, you don"t speak, our first tacit understanding has come into being.

7、最近猪肉涨价，偷猪的人很多，你那么久都不说话，是不是被人偷走了。

Recently, the price of pork has gone up. There are many people stealing pigs. You haven"t talked for so long. Have you been stolen.

8、温馨提示：你已经两个小时没有和你的小可爱联系了，你的小祖宗正在等着你，耐心还剩1%，天干物燥，小心他闹。

Warm tips: you haven"t contacted your little cute for two hours. Your little ancestor is waiting for you. There is still 1% patience left. Be careful of him.

9、你说你忙，忙着找备胎吗？

You said you were busy, busy looking for the spare tire?

10、这么久不回消息，是哪个男的压着你胳膊了吗？

I don"t return the news for so long. Is it that man who is holding your arm?

11、手机中毒了？你回个消息难道要查新华字典吗？

Is the cell phone poisoned? Do you want to look up the Xinhua Dictionary for a message?

12、我回你消息是秒回，你回我消息是轮回。

My message back to you is every second, and your message back to me is reincarnation.

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