自动回复句子 幽默有才（越看越喜欢）

就连蚊子也会咬我的,真是太可爱了。

I"m so cute, even mosquitoes bite me.

大地在旋转,终于可以把男朋友带到我身边来了。

The earth turns around every day, and finally I can turn my boyfriend around.

小贴士你已经有半天没有理睬你的宝贝了。

Warm reminder You have ignored your baby for a long time.

其他人都有甜蜜的爱情我只有一个秃头。

Others have sweet love, I only have a bald head.

因为我喜欢发火,所以我应该用灭火器来灭火。

I like being angry so much I should fall in love with a fire extinguisher.

天是苦的,但我要把所有的甜美都给你。

Life is bitter, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness.

世上没有比我逗你笑更好的事了。

The best thing in the world is that I am making you laugh.

难道我吃了一天糖就不亲我吗?

I ate sugar for a day. Isn’t it sweet? You still don’t kiss me.

也许我一生都在喝汽水,一见到你就高兴的冒泡。

In my last life, carbonated drinks may bubbling happily as soon as I see you.

你们没这么喜欢我,只是碰巧碰到了我。

You don"t like me that much, you just happen to meet me.

想念我,你到底在找谁。

Miss me, who are you trying to meet?

不要把我忘记的东西放在我看不到的地方。

Don"t forget me too clean where I can"t see.

这一次,我不熬夜,也不喝酒,我放弃了你。

I gave up on you, this time, I didn"t stay up all night and didn"t drink.

但愿你永远不会再遇到像我一样的姑娘。

I wish you never meet a girl like me again.

没有一起就没有关系了吧,反正一辈子也不长。

If you"re not together, you won"t be together, anyway, your life is not long.

也许他真的很忙,但你也一定是无关紧要。

He may be really busy, but you certainly don"t matter.

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