让人笑成憨憨的沙雕句子 搞怪又可爱（太皮了）

叫网友太疏离，叫知己太过火，叫朋友太冷漠，叫宝贝太热情，晚上好，儿子。

Call netizens too alienated, friends too much, friends too cold, baby too warm, good evening, son.

每天少吃一顿饭，时间一长就省下很大一笔钱，这笔钱就可以留在日后看胃病用。

If you eat less than one meal a day, you will save a lot of money as time goes on. This money can be used to look at stomach diseases in the future.

很多人误会我，说我整天玩游戏都不看消息的，我要解释一下，我都是看了消息也不回的。

Many people misunderstood me and said that I played games all day and didn"t read the news. I have to explain that I didn"t return the news after reading the news.

等我有钱了，我就买几桶泡面，只吃面，汤都不喝直接倒了。

When I"m rich, I"ll buy a few barrels of instant noodles and just eat noodles. I don"t drink any soup.

怎么有的人找对象要求能列几十条，我择偶标准就三个字:求你了。

How can some people find a partner request to be able to list dozens of items, I choose a mate standard on three words: please.

我的钱虽然不是大风刮来的，但是很像大风刮走的。

Although my money is not windy, but it is like the wind.

你们吃饭的时候，是喜欢坐在男朋友对面，还是跟男朋友挨着坐？我就不一样了，我喜欢他们围着我坐一圈。

When you eat, do you like to sit opposite your boyfriend or sit next to your boyfriend? I"m different. I like them to sit around me.

我这个人就喜欢藏着掖着，所以我有九个对象，你们一个都不知道。

I like to hide and tuck in, so I have nine objects, none of you know.

你们在烦怎么赚钱，我现在烦怎么花钱，谁可以告诉我，100块钱怎么用到下个月。

You are worried about how to make money. I"m worried about how to spend it now. Who can tell me how to use 100 yuan next month.

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