损友的经典语录短句 无敌搞笑（趣味多多）

一，保护自己关爱他人，请不要半夜出来吓人。

Protect yourself and care for others. Please don"t come out in the middle of the night to scare people

二，来到这世界上，我就没打算活着回去。

When I came into this world, I didn"t intend to go back alive.

三，哥们儿，麻烦让下，你挡着我手机信号了。

Dude, excuse me, you"re blocking my cell phone signal.

四，你说你吧，看背影急煞千军万马，转过头吓退百万雄师。

You say you, look at the back, turn your head and scare off millions of mighty men.

五，执子之手，方知子丑，泪流满面，子不走 ，我走。

Hold your hand and you"ll know that your son is ugly and in tears. If you don"t leave, I will leave

六，那天我心血来潮，用你的照片作电脑桌面，我靠，居然中病毒了。

That day, on a whim, I used your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I was infected with a virus.

七，嘿，让一下啦，你挡着我隐形的翅膀了。

Hey, get out of the way, you"re blocking my invisible wings.

八，老妈看着亲戚家的漂亮女儿对我说：人家的脸像做过的，你的脸像坐过的！

My mother looked at the beautiful daughter of a relative"s family and said to me: Her face looks like a done one, and yours looks like a sat one!

九，歪，110吗？请速度抓我，我吃不起饭了。

Oblique, 110? Please catch me quickly, I can"t afford to eat.

十，我常在海边，却不喜欢海，而是喜欢浪。

I often go to the seaside, but I don"t like the sea, but like the waves.

十一，当你觉得自己又丑又穷，一无是处时，别绝望，因为你的意识至少还比较清醒。

When you think you are ugly, poor and useless, don"t despair, because at least you are conscious.

十二，用着6位数的密码，保护着2位数的余额。

A 6-digit password is used to protect the 2-digit balance.

十三，外貌不重要，爱情看的是感觉，可是人家对丑的没感觉。

Appearance is not important, love looks at feeling, but people don"t feel ugly.

十四，想爆富，就去修南墙，反正会有源源不断的人撞。

If you want to explode your wealth, you should repair the south wall. There will be a steady stream of people bumping into it anyway.

十五，大半夜，刷着朋友圈，只是想看看哪个比我睡得还晚。

In the middle of the night, I brush my circle of friends just to see which one sleeps later than me.