几个乐天派的沙雕逗趣句子 轻松减压（逗人开心）

1、仔细一想，我这辈子没求过谁,只求过阴影部分面积。

Come to think of it, I"ve never pleaded for anyone in my life, except the shaded area.

2、我从不抱怨在14亿人里边还没找到对的人，毕竟选择题只给我4个选项我都找不到对的。

I never complain that I haven"t found the right person out of 1.4 billion people. After all, the multiple-choice question only gave me 4 choices and I couldn"t find the right person.

3、学习使人快乐，不学习使人，更快乐。

Learning makes people happy, not learning makes people happier.

4、请大家不要叫我宅女，叫我居里夫人。

Please don"t call me a woman who doesn"t go out for a long time. Call me Madame Curie.

5、我妈让我好好疼女孩,所以我见一个爱一个。

My mother told me to love the girls, so I love each one.

6、我这人很低调，走在路上你绝对想不到我是超级会员。

I"m a low-key person, and you"d never think I was a super member when you walked down the street.

7、听君一席话，就知道你没怎么读过书。

Listen to your words, I know that you are a man of few books.

8、我不要和任何人白头偕老，我要一直黑发飘飘。

I don"t want to grow old with anyone. I want to keep my black hair flowing.

9、我的任性是有了，就只差钱了。

My willfulness is there, I only lack the money.

10、能借我100元吗，不是我没有，主要是想用用你的。

Can you lend me 100 yuan? It"s not that I don"t have it. I mainly want to use yours.

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