10个逗你开心的皮句子 轻松有趣（快乐多多）

早知道我长大了是个胖子，小时候就不用控制饮食！

If I have early known myself growing up to be a fat man, I should not have controlled my diet!

一直想存钱做富婆的，但每次看到奶茶店就忘了这事了！

I always want to save money to be a rich woman since long time ago, but every time I see a milk tea shop, I forget it!

今天我也第一次被男生送奶茶了，只因没带钱！

Today I also for the first time received a cup of milk tea by a boy,just because I did not bring money!

单身急什么，我身后不是还有亿万同类在排队嘛！

What"s the hurry of being single? There are hundreds of millions of my kind waiting in line behind me!

巧克力和我有一个共性，都很甜！

Chocolate and I have a common feature,that is we are both very sweet!

多亏我没心没肺，要不然哪能活到现在！

Thanks to that I have no heart and no lung,otherwise how could I have lived till now!

你腿比我长，你胃能有我的大吗？

Your legs are longer than mine. Can your stomach be as big as mine?

我妈对我说，不该有的别期待，比如变瘦！

My mother said to me, don’t expect those not belong to you,such as becoming thin!

世上没有丑女人只有懒女人，所以我不丑，我只是懒而已！

There are no ugly womis,only lazy women in the world, so I"m not ugly, I"m just lazy!

如果运气不好，那我就试试脸皮厚一点！

If the luck is often bad, Then I will try to be thick-skinned!

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