搞怪又不失可爱的句子（向快乐出发）

一，今天是个大晴天 太阳愿意理人间。

Today is a sunny day. The sun is willing to manage the world

二，我男朋友在干嘛？为什么不理我？是因为我没男朋友？

What"s my boyfriend doing? Why ignore me? Is it because I don"t have a boyfriend?

三，一不小心体重就三位数了。

If you are not careful, your weight will be three digits

四，长得帅的叫海王 长得不帅的叫水鬼。

The handsome one is called the sea king, and the handsome one is called the water ghost

五，白天憨憨脑 晚上恋爱脑 深夜豆腐脑。

Handy brain during the day, love brain at night, tofu brain at night

六，也没有多喜欢你 就是今天的小熊饼干好香想带给你。

I don"t like you much, but today"s BearBiscuit smells good and I want to bring it to you

七，把我自己送给你好了虽然很可爱但是我养不起了。

I"ll give myself to you. It"s cute, but I can"t afford it.

八，我姓李 别人一找我聊天我就容易疯 所以我叫李易疯。

My last name is Li. I get crazy when people talk to me, so my name is Li Yi crazy

九，能不能转账给我买点草莓 下次还你脖子上。

Can you transfer money to buy me some strawberries and return them to your neck next time

十，今日幸福秘诀：吃饱 然后躺下。

The secret of happiness today: eat and lie down

十一，我要和你打王者 玩妲己 输赢无所谓 主要是想在你后面放小心心。

I want to play king with you, da ji. It doesn"t matter whether I win or lose. I just want to be careful behind you

十二，我是一棵树，我想栽在你手里因为你土。

I"m a tree, and I want to plant it in your hand because you are earthy

十三，羡慕有故事的人 不像我一个“美”字贯穿一生。

People who envy stories don"t have the word "beauty" as I do throughout my life

十四，有个词叫悬溺 读快点就叫喜欢你。

There is a word called drowning. Reading quickly means liking you

十五，女人真是受不得半点委屈的生物，我只是和妈妈说了早餐有点咸，她就要送我去变形记。

A woman is a creature who can"t stand any injustice. I just told my mother that breakfast was a little salty, and she was going to send me to Metamorphosis.

十六，肚肚圆圆 生活甜甜 肚肚胖胖 生活旺旺。

Du du yuan yuan life sweet du du pang pang life wangwang

十七，我的老天祖奶奶竟然有人说我黑我这是黑吗？我这是美炸了，好不炸了我就焦了，焦了我就黑了，切，啥也不懂。

Oh, my God. Grandma Zu, someone called me black. Is this black? I"m blown up. If I don"t blow up, I"ll be burnt. If I"m burnt, I"ll be black. I don"t know anything.