逗你笑的沙雕句子 幽默可爱（皮一下很开心）

1.我喜欢了自己17年，直到10岁遇见了你，我变了心。

I like myself for 17 years, until I met you at the age of 10, I changed my heart.

2.我还挺喜欢和陌生人编造人生的，今天滴滴司机问我是做什么的，我说刚从牢里出来，他就没说话了。

I like to make up my life with strangers. Today, Didi driver asked me what I do. I said that as soon as I came out of prison, he didn"t speak.

3.我没有男朋友，也就是说我男朋友也没有我，我男朋友好可怜啊。

I don"t have a boyfriend. That is to say, my boyfriend doesn"t have me. My boyfriend is so pitiful.

4.为了引起我喜欢的男孩注意，我整天发朋友圈，现在他终于把我拉黑了。

In order to attract the attention of the boy I like, I made friends all day, and now he finally pulled me black.

5.我时常在想，我P图是不是太过分了，每张图都不一样，后来我想通了，这一切都不足为奇，因为我是百变小樱。

I often wonder if my P-map is too much. Every map is different. Later, I figured out that it"s not surprising, because I"m a changeable Sakura.

6.帅哥看多了就腻了，就想看看帅哥不穿衣服有什么不一样的。

The handsome guy is tired of seeing too much and wants to see what"s different if he doesn"t wear clothes.

7.你好，我是警察，你因为太可爱被逮捕了，手伸出来给我抓住。

Hello, I"m a policeman. You"re arrested for being so cute. Reach out and catch me.

8.下雨的时候最能看出来，女孩子的包包贵不贵，能顶在头上躲雨的，都是便宜的。

When it rains, you can see whether girls" bags are expensive or not. Those who can shelter from the rain on their heads are cheap.

9.专家称眼睛千万不要连续对着手机看，那样手机会没电。

Experts say never keep your eyes on your mobile phone, because it will run out of power.

10.天气如果这么热下去，恐怕我可爱多的身份就要曝光了。

If the weather goes on like this, I"m afraid that my identity of keaido will be exposed.

11.吓死我了，打雷就打雷，闪什么电，我在洗澡，还以为有人在为我拍照。

It scared me to death. When it thundered, it thundered. I was taking a bath. I thought someone was taking pictures for me.

12.都说男人是大猪蹄子，可我的小姐妹们啃得比谁都香啊。

It is said that men are big pig hooves, but my little sisters chew better than anyone else.

13.终于知道大家为什么追公交车了，因为我在上面啊。

Finally I know why we are chasing the bus, because I am on it.

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