俏皮可爱的句子 幽默风趣（简单有趣）

就算女人如衣服，有些女人也是你穿不起的牌子。

Even if women are like clothes, some women are brands you can"t afford.

如果贫穷限制了你的想象力，为什么你还能想出那么多省钱的办法？

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

人怎能如此易变，那个说好要白头偕老的人，早早的秃了。

How can a man be so changeable? The man who said he would grow old with his wife is bald early.

理想与现实的差距就是，以前都是我想有个家，现在是希望不被房东赶出门。

The gap between ideal and reality is that I always wanted to have a home before, but now I hope not to be driven out by the landlord.

对于吃货来说，没长胖就是减肥！

For food, no gain is weight loss!

我就是我，至于你怎么看我既不需要，也没必要。

I am who I am. As for what you think, I don"t need or need to be.

好朋友都脱单了，我就比较厉害了，我脱发。

Good friends are off single, I am more powerful, I lose my hair.

心狠手辣的我舔了一下手，疼死我了，果然美女都是带刺的玫瑰。

Ruthless I licked a hand, hurt me to death, sure enough, beautiful women are thorny roses.

有没有一个人，让你一想到，心里就酸酸的？有，卖糖葫芦的那个。

Is there a person who makes you feel sour when you think about it? A: Yes, the one who sells sugar gourd.

过去的新女性走出厨房；现代的新女性根本不进去。

The old new women go out of the kitchen; the modern new women don"t go in at all.

在东北，“犊子”是一个神奇的东西，可以滚、可以扯、可以护、可以玩。

In Northeast China, "Duzi" is a magical thing that can roll, pull, protect and finish.

理想中的爱情就是这个样子：枯藤老树昏鸦，晚饭有鱼有虾，暖气手机香瓜，夕阳西下，你丑，没事，我瞎！

The ideal love is like this: withered vine, old tree, faint crow, fish and shrimp for dinner, heating, mobile phone, melon, sunset, you ugly, nothing, I blind!

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