有点个性的沙雕句子 搞笑且可爱（真逗）

质问女娲为什么把我捏得那么丑，她反问我一句：“有事儿吗？泥点子。”

I asked Nu Wa why she made me so ugly. She answered me:“What"s up? mud.”

没人理：我好孤独。有人理：烦死了，哪来那么多事儿！

When no one talks to me: I"m so lonely。When someone pays attention to me: I"m so bored. There are so many things!

谁还不是爸妈的小宝贝呢？是吧，宝贝。

Who"s not mom and dad"s baby? Right, baby。

今天秋裤问我：是我瘦了还是你胖了。

Today, Qiuku asked me: am I thin or are you fat.

打工其实是一种等价交换：我们想要老板的钱，老板想要我们的命。

Working is actually an equivalent exchange: we want the boss"s money, and the boss wants our lives.

我厉不厉害我不知道，但是当别人说：“地球没了你照样转”的时候，我觉得地球在硬撑。

I don"t know whether I"m excellent or not, but when people say, the earth still turns without you, I think the earth is holding up.

减肥最大的天敌不是食物本身，而是你不吃饭的时候，你妈的眼神。

The biggest natural enemy of losing weight is not the food itself, but the look in your mother"s eyes when you don"t eat.

你问我会不会做饭，笑话，我白开水烧的一绝。

You ask me if I can cook. I cook very well in plain water.

如果晚婚有罪的话，请让法律来制裁我，不用让那些嘴碎的大婶儿，当我家人面说我眼光高，背后说我没人要！

If late marriage is guilty, please let the law punish me, don"t let those nosy aunts tell my family that I have high vision, and then secretly said I"m a person nobody wants.

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