看一眼就笑出声的沙雕句子 笑到打嗝（太有才了）

1、刚在路上捡到500块钱，笑太大声，被失主听见了。

I just found 500 yuan on the road. I laughed too loud and was heard by the person who lost the money.

2、在我小的时候，我一点都不在乎自己的穿着，都是交由我爸妈来打扮我，回头看看自己的旧照片，很明显，我爸妈也不在乎。

When I was a child, I didn"t care what I was wearing. My parents dressed me up and looked back at my old photos. Obviously, my parents didn"t care.

3、乌龟受伤，让蜗牛去买药。过了两个小时，蜗牛还没回来。乌龟急了骂道：他再不回来，老子就死了。

这时门外传来了蜗牛的声音：你再说，老子就不去了。

The tortoise was injured, so the snail went to buy medicine. After two hours, the snail hasn"t returned yet. Turtle was in a hurry and scolded: If he doesn"t come back, I will die.

At this moment, a snail"s voice came from outside the door: If you say it again, I won"t go.

4、关心远远是不够的，要跑到她楼下再发微信跟她说：多喝点热水，这样才是近距离的关心。

Care is far from enough. You should go downstairs and send a wechat message to her and say: drink more hot water, which is the close care.

5、你生气的时候发火，不生气的时候也发火，你就是一颗火龙果。

You lose your temper when you are angry. You lose your temper when you are not angry. You are a pitaya.

6、我觉得我就是小时候兴趣班上多了，长大才没什么兴趣上班。

I think I had more interesting classes when I was a child, so I didn"t have much interest in working when I grew up.

7、我已经好久没在一个男孩怀里这么久了，感谢今天的三号线早高峰。

I haven"t been in the arms of a boy for a long time. Thank you for the morning rush of line 3 today.

8、感觉不到就是没有，原来说的不是爱情，是我的钱。

Can"t feel is not, originally said is not love, is my money.

9、无论世界让人多失望，有些东西必须坚守，我做人的底线就四个字：不能饿着。

No matter how disappointed the world is, some things must be adhered to. The bottom line of my life is four words: don"t be hungry.

10、所谓英雄不问出处，单身不问岁数。

The so-called hero does not ask the source, single does not ask the age.

11、我遇到一个男孩子，他告诉我会爱我一辈子，可我没想到他的一辈子只有三天。

I met a boy who told me he would love me all my life, but I didn"t expect his life to last only three days.

12、一定要记住那些晚上陪你聊天的人，就是因为他们，你才长痘痘。

Be sure to remember those who chat with you at night. It"s because of them that you get acne.

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