可爱幽默的押韵句子 新颖有趣（朗朗上口）

1、你是我的宝藏，不与别人分赃。

You are my treasure, I don"t share the spoils with others.

2、我是小肥宅，逍遥又自在，晚上不睡觉，白天起不来。

I"m a small fat house. I"m free and comfortable. I don"t sleep at night and I can"t get up during the day.

3、事后诸葛亮，事前猪一样。

As subtle as Zhuge Liang afterwards, and as stupid as a pig beforehand.

4、傻傻呼呼，吃胖变猪。

Silly Huhu, eat fat pig.

5、只要心态好，哪里都是巴厘岛。

As long as the mentality is good, Bali is everywhere.

6、太阳不起我不起，我是人间小惊喜。

If the sun doesn"t rise, I can"t. I"m a little surprise.

7、保持可爱，不谈恋爱。

Keep cute, don"t fall in love.

8、奶茶一杯，开心翻倍。

A cup of milk tea will double your happiness.

9、做个三脱女孩：脱贫，脱单，脱脂。

To be a girl who can get rid of poverty, single and fat.

10、没人牵手手，那就揣兜兜。

No one"s holding hands, so carry your pockets.

11、墨镜一戴，谁都不爱。

Wearing sunglasses, I don"t love everyone.

12、揉揉小猪头，万事不用愁。

Knead the pig"s head, you don"t have to worry about everything.

13、午餐加鸡腿，奶茶最大杯。

Chicken legs for lunch, the biggest cup of milk tea.

14、日出江花红胜火，易烊千玺只爱我。

Sunrise is better than fire, and Jackson Yee only loves me.

15、姐妹聚会，开心加倍。

Sisters get together, and their fun doubles.

16、可可爱爱，没有脑袋，开开心心，不动脑筋。

Cute, no head, happy, no brains.

17、管他几岁，快乐万岁。

No matter how old he is, long live happiness.

18、凡事看得开，生活才能嗨。

Everything is open, life is hi.

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