发朋友圈的搞笑沙雕句子 句句有趣（开心一整天）

1、刚刚被邻居举报扰民了，因为穷得叮当响。

I was just reported by my neighbor for disturbing people because of the poor jingle.

2、不是说鱼只有七秒的中记忆吗？那干嘛还要跟锦鲤许愿，应该直接借钱啊。

Isn"t it that fish only have seven seconds of memory? Why do you want to make a wish with Koi? You should borrow money directly.

3、今天风挺大的，本来是准备去健身房的，可一不小心就被吹到了奶茶店。

It"s windy today. I was going to go to the gym, but I was blown to the milk tea shop.

4、我是一个高冷的人，骨子里散发的高冷气息，让我得了风湿关节炎。

I am a high cold person, the high cold breath in the bone, let me get rheumatoid arthritis.

5、我出手摆出biubiubiu时，你就装出啊啊啊啊被我打中了。

When I put out the biubiu BIU, you pretended to be hit by me.

6、我一直觉得最好不要随便吵架，因为这样显得自己很没有素质，最好就是一巴掌打在他脸上，让他知道什么是文武双全。

I always think it"s better not to quarrel casually, because it seems that he has no quality. The best thing is to slap him in the face and let him know what is both civil and military.

7、如果不开心你就去加油站工作，不仅有人对你喊加油，还会给你钱。

If you are not happy, you go to the gas station to work. Not only do people shout for gas, but also give you money.

8、让你早睡你不睡，头发掉到你心碎。

Let you go to bed early, you don"t sleep, your hair falls to your heart.

9、你不知道吗？沉默是金，所以都别跟我说话，我要攒钱。

Don"t you know? Silence is golden, so don"t talk to me. I want to save money.

10、小时候看蜘蛛侠，男主被蜘蛛咬后变成蜘蛛侠，太假了，直到今天，我想到自己小的时候被狗咬过的经历，我想了想单身十几年的自己，陷入了沉思。

When I was a child, I watched spider man. The man became spider man after being bitten by a spider. It"s too fake. Until today, I think about my experience of being bitten by a dog when I was a child. I think about myself who has been single for more than ten years, and I am lost in meditation.

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