赞爆朋友圈的沙雕句子 调皮又捣蛋（欢乐不断）

1、我曾经跟一个人无数次的擦肩而过，衣服都擦破了，也没擦出火花。

I have been with a person countless times, the clothes are abraded, also did not rub the spark.

2、我刚刚做了一个梦，梦到我的银行卡离我而去，吓得我赶紧去银行查了一下，幸好我的两块钱还在。

I just had a dream, dream of my bank card left me, scared me to go to the bank to check, fortunately, I still have two yuan.

3、逛街的注意，我睡在路边，别踩着我的碗了。

Attention of the people shopping, I sleep on the side of the road, don"t step on my bowl.

4、在杂志上看说穷亲戚多可怕多粘人，然后我就跟我爸感慨说：爸，咱家真好，没有穷亲戚。

我爸沉默了一会说：咱就是别人家的穷亲戚啊！

I read in the magazine that poor relatives are terrible and sticky. Then I said to my father with emotion: Dad, our family is so good, there are no poor relatives.

My father was silent for a moment and said, "we are poor relatives of other families."

5、终于知道为什么大部分的快递员都是男的了，因为如果是女孩子的话，在半路就给你拆了。

Finally I know why most of the couriers are men, because if it"s a girl, it will be torn down for you on the way.

6、好怀念小时候，只要伸手就能要到钱，现在不行了，得跪在马路上伸手才行了。

I miss my childhood. As long as I reach out, I can get money. Now I can"t. I have to kneel on the road and stretch out my hand.

7、很多人问我减肥有没有瘦，减肥没有瘦怎么了？你们上班不是也没有存款吗？

Many people ask me if I have lost weight or not. What happened to losing weight without losing weight? Don"t you have no savings when you go to work?

8、睡觉了的跟我互删，这么爱自己的身体，肯定没时间爱我，都不问问我睡觉了没有。

People who sleep, delete each other with me, love their bodies so much, they certainly don"t have time to love me, and don"t ask me if I have slept.

9、正式通知大家：一直没情况，爱与被爱都同时死在路上了，再过两个月，就从年头寡到年尾。

Officially inform everyone: Nothing happened all the time. Love and being loved both died on the road at the same time. In another two months, it will be from the end of the year.

10、我可以一直单身，但真的不能少吃一顿饭。

I can stay single, but I really can"t eat a meal less.

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