让你笑到肚子疼的沙雕句子 搞怪可爱（皮一皮很开心）

听说熬夜可以预防老年痴呆，因为根本活不到老年啊。

I heard that staying up late can prevent Alzheimer"s disease, because you can"t live old age at all.

悄悄熬夜，成为地中海，然后闪瞎所有人。

Quietly stay up late, become the Mediterranean, and then blind everyone.

别人的夜晚，

“哥哥轻点呜呜呜”

我的夜晚，

“点塔啊你妈的快推塔啊！”

Other people"s night

"Brother, gently, sobbing"

My night

"Point the tower, push the tower

我喜欢的东西，要么很贵，要么容易长胖，要么不回微信。

The things I like are either expensive, easy to gain weight, or don"t reply to wechat.

今天嘲笑了一下对面瑶，她的野王追了我半个峡谷，这是我第一次被人追。

Today, I laughed at Yao. Her wild King chased me half a canyon. This is the first time I was chased.

我说 八佰约不约，你说最低两千行不行。

I said eight hundred would not agree, you said the minimum of two thousand is OK.

温馨提醒，你一旦多活了一天，你就少活了一天。

Warm reminder, once you live one more day, you live less.

可能要出道，现在要交手机，有事留言，在参加美团外卖练习生。

Maybe I"m going to make a debut. Now I have to hand in my mobile phone and leave a message. I"m a trainee in meituan.

身上本来有八块腹肌，练第九块的时候走火入魔，九九归一了。

He had eight abdominal muscles. When he practiced the ninth, he was possessed by the devil, and he was nine to one.

刚刚有个蚊子亲了我一口，我一巴掌拍死了它，我现在有点后悔，我的爱情死掉了。

A mosquito kissed me just now, and I slapped it to death. I regret it now, my love is dead.

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