专治对象不回信息的句子 搞怪逗趣（总有一句适合你）

1、为什么不回我信息？打游戏打傻了吗？

Why don"t you return my message? Are you stupid playing games?

2、跟我处对象还不回我信息，宝贝，你真的飘了。

My partner doesn"t return my message, baby, you"re gone with the wind.

3、回信息的时候，你是想跪榴莲还是仙人掌，自己挑吧。

When you return the message, do you want to kneel down, durian or cactus? Choose by yourself.

4、如果你再不回我信息的话，那我们将会失联三天。

If you don"t return my message, we will lose contact for three days.

5、总有一天我会让你明白，经常不回我信息，是要付出代价的。

One day, I will let you understand that often do not return my information, is to pay the price.

6、这么久还不回，难道你聊个天还要去查字典吗？

I haven"t come back for so long. Do you have to look it up in the dictionary after a chat?

7、我们还真有默契，你不言我不语。

We really have a tacit understanding. If you don"t speak, I won"t speak.

8、这就是你对女朋友的态度吗？搓衣板没跪够是吗？

Is that how you treat your girlfriend? The washboard isn"t kneeling enough, is it?

9、温馨提示，你的小可爱已经生气了，请尽快回复一条信息。

Warm tips, your little cute has been angry, please reply to a message as soon as possible.

10、就算你离开了，也要告诉我一声啊，清明节的时候我可以看看你。

Even if you leave, let me know. I can see you on Tomb Sweeping Day.

11、打字很辛苦的，你为什么不回我消息？

Typing is very hard. Why don"t you return my message?

12、别对我忽冷忽热，别找借口说你一天很忙之类的，请问你是忙着找备胎吗？

Don"t be hot and cold to me. Don"t make excuses to say that you are busy all day. Are you busy looking for the spare tire?

13、你在不理我，我就报警抓你。

If you ignore me, I"ll call the police and catch you.

14、我回你消息都是秒回，你回我消息都是看着回，几个意思？

I return your message is seconds back, you return my message is looking back, how many meanings?

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