有点可爱的沙雕句子 其乐无穷（趣味多多的）

1、为什么我出身寒门，夏天还会中暑。

Why do I come from a poor family and get heatstroke in summer.

2、马上520了，有需要扮演女朋友的吗？钱不钱的无所谓，主要是我热爱表演。

It"s 520 now. Do you need to play a girlfriend? Money doesn"t matter, mainly because I love acting.

3、520到了，你可以发誓爱我一辈子吗？这天气真的太热了，我快顶不住了。

520 arrived, can you swear to love me forever? It"s so hot that I can"t stand it.

4、这么热的天气，没有你的冷屁股，我都不知道怎么办了。

I don"t know what to do without your cold ass in such hot weather.

5、告诉大家一个减肥秘诀：当你想吃东西，喝奶茶，点外卖的时候，地址写我的，这样你就不会胖啦！

Tell you a weight loss secret: when you want to eat, drink milk tea, order takeout, write my address, so you won"t be fat!

6、今生最大的遗憾就是不能亲吻自己可爱的脸。

The biggest regret in this life is that I can"t kiss my lovely face.

7、小时候的一句不许剩饭，导致了我现在胖得不忍直视。

When I was a child, I said no leftovers, which led me to be too fat to look directly at.

8、今天解决不了的事情，别着急，别慌，因为明天你也解决不了。

Don"t worry about things that can"t be solved today, because you can"t solve them tomorrow.

9、马上就谈恋爱了，还不知道是谁，先替他高兴一下。

I"ll fall in love soon. I don"t know who it is. Please be happy for him first.

10、刚才在吃橘子，吃着吃着我就哭了，橘子都有瓣，我却没有。

Just now I was eating oranges. I cried as I ate them. Oranges have petals, but I didn"t.

11、美女一般有两个特点：一是记性差，第二点我忘了。

Beauty generally has two characteristics: one is poor memory, the second point I forgot.

12、听说熬夜对身体不好，吓得我每天通宵。

It"s said that staying up late is bad for my health, which makes me stay up all night.

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