皮到没朋友的沙雕句子 新奇趣味（句句让人欢乐）

1、我这么热爱数学，你却只给我写名字的权利。

I love math so much, but you only give me the right to write my name.

2、现在跟我搞好关系，七夕可以帮你砍火车票机票和酒店。

Now make a good relationship with me, Chinese Valentine"s day can help you cut train tickets, tickets and hotels.

3、好怀念以前瘦的时候，那时候我只有五斤。

I miss the time when I was thin. At that time, I only had five catties.

4、要像奔向食堂一样，奔向自己喜欢的人。

Like running to the canteen, run to the people you like.

5、今天外面风好大，我好害怕，万一别人都被刮走了，就我刮不走，那多丢人。

It"s windy outside today. I"m so scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can"t blow away. It"s a shame.

6、不开心我就去打排位，你们谁也别想开心。

If I"m not happy, I"m going to row. None of you will be happy.

7、不好意思，七夕通知一下，我朋友圈某两位撞对象了。

Sorry. At the time of the Chinese Valentine"s day, I"ll inform you that two people in my circle of friends have hit each other.

8、终于结束了大半年的单身，开始剩下小半年的了。

Finally ended the majority of the single, began a small half of the year.

9、别人赌气是不吃饭，我一赌气就吃两碗饭。

When others are angry, they don"t eat. When I get angry, I eat two bowls of rice.

10、每次看到朋友圈帅哥发：恋爱了。我就难受一小会儿，这可能就是心系天下吧。

Every time I see a handsome guy in the circle of friends: I"m in love. I feel bad for a little while, which may be the heart of the world.

11、今天终于发工资了，经过再三考虑，我决定今晚风扇调三档。

I finally got paid today. After careful consideration, I decided to adjust the fan to three gears tonight.

12、一夜暴富原来如此简单，我做梦都能笑醒。

Getting rich overnight is so simple that I can wake up laughing in my dreams.

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