适合发朋友圈的搞笑句子 沙雕幽默（人见人爱）

1.找一个胖胖的女朋友不好吗，花同样的时间收获体积最大的，赚到了。

Find a fat girlfriend is not good, spend the same time to harvest the largest volume, earned.

2.你单身我也单身，不如咱俩一起浪迹天涯好了。

You"re single and I"m single. It"s better for us to roam the world together.

3.以后不要说自己一无所有了，你不是有病吗。

Don"t say you have nothing in the future. You are not sick.

4.如果把我的生活拍成一部电影，那电影的名字肯定叫“穷极一生”。

If my life is made into a film, the name of the film must be "poor life".

5.我的未来不是梦，是噩梦。

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

6.多亏我是个胖子，伤心时可以捏捏肚子。

Thanks to being fat, I can pinch my stomach when I"m sad

7.一把年纪了还这么可爱，我真是个罪人。

I"m a sinner when I"m so cute at an age.

8.人的想法是会变得，以前我总想致富，现在我只想脱贫。

People"s idea is that they will change. Before I always wanted to get rich, now I just want to get rid of poverty.

9.别逼我，否则我厉害起来一发不可收拾。

Don"t force me, or I"ll be out of control.

10.昨天很爱你，今天不爱了，明天看心情。

I love you yesterday, but I don"t love you today. I"ll see my mood tomorrow.

11.看我不顺眼的人，给你们心里添堵，我心里真是舒服。

Look at the person who I am not agreeable to the eye, add block to your heart, my heart is really comfortable.

12.我要努力要奋斗，不然人家会说我除了好看，一无是处。

I have to work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

13.我除了睡觉的时候不想睡觉，其他的时候都想睡。

I want to sleep all the time except when I sleep.

14.百因必有果，下一个富婆就是我。

The next rich woman is me.

图源网，侵联删

想了解更多精彩内容，快来关注谚然文字馆