让你合不拢嘴的搞笑句子 可爱逗趣（太调皮了）

有钱人的挥霍：不管了，我就要这艘游艇了，

我的挥霍：不管了，奶茶就要大杯吧。

Rich people"s extravagance: no matter, I will take this yacht,

my extravagance: no matter, milk tea will be a big cup.

月老麻烦下次为我牵红线的时候，能换成电缆吗？既来电又不容易断。

The next time Yuelao troubles to lead the red line for me, Can I change it into a cable? It"s not easy to call and break.

刚才，称了一下体重，瘦了十五斤，仔细一想原来是易烊千玺送我的钻戒忘戴了。

I just weighed myself and lost 15 Jin. It"s easy to think that I forgot to wear the diamond ring sent by yishuqian seal.

不熟的人找我点拼多多，我：点你妈海底两万里坟头。 帅哥找我点拼多多：点了，明天也要找我哈。

People who are not familiar with me a lot, I: point your mother twenty thousand miles under the sea grave. Handsome boy, please come to me and spell a lot: Yes, tomorrow I will.

辛苦减肥一个月跑步、爬山，效果很是明显，我果然从一个胖子，变成了一个...黑胖子！

Hard to lose weight for a month running, climbing, the effect is very obvious, I really turned from a fat man, into a... Black fat man!

人生苦短，肉才是济世良方。

Life is short，Meat is the best way to help the world.

少女的手不应该只抄文言文和课文，还有代数几何、英语单词、物理公式、化学元素、生物地理、历史政治。

Girls" hands should not only copy classical Chinese and texts, but also algebraic geometry, English words, physical formulas, chemical elements, biogeography, history and politics.

到底要买什么型号的手机，才能收到喜欢的男孩子发的消息啊。

What kind of mobile phone should I buy to receive the message from my favorite boy.

觉得无聊的可以借我50，然后你就能想尽办法催我还钱，从而打发时间。

If you feel bored, you can lend me 50, Then you can do everything you can to make me pay back, To pass the time.

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