只有公主才能看的沙雕句子 妙趣横生（让人笑崩）

1、想叫你一声老公，但又骂不过你老婆。

I want to call you husband, but when I quarrel with your wife, I can"t win your wife.

2、好想谈恋爱，恨不得脚踏八条船来表明我想恋爱的决心。

I want to fall in love so much that I want to show my determination to love.

3、捡到一瓶花露水，不知道谁的，也许这就是六神无主吧！

Pick up a bottle of toilet water, I don"t know whose, maybe this is the six gods, no master!

4、我其实是一个隐形的富豪，但我的钱总爱和我玩捉迷藏。

I"m actually an invisible rich man, but my money always likes to play hide and seek with me.

5、君子爱财，取之有道，这个道，我不知道。

A gentleman loves money and takes it in a proper way. This "road", I don"t know.

6、你今天穿的衣服料子，好像是做我男朋友的料。

The material you are wearing today seems to be my boyfriend"s material.

7、我的兴趣爱好可分为静态和动态两种，静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身。

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning the body.

8、今天依旧吃了超多苹果，还是没有中毒，王子也没有来迪士尼，什么时候营业，我好想回家。

Today, I still ate a lot of apples, or no poisoning. The prince didn"t come to Disneyland. When is the business opening? I really want to go home.

9、别沮丧了，虽然你不曾拥有一场说走就走的旅行，但至少还有一个说胖就胖的体型。

Don"t be depressed. Although you haven"t had a walk and go trip, you still have at least one body that"s fat.

10、有喜欢玩水的朋友吗？可以来我家洗碗洗筷子，洗衣服。

Do you have friends who like to play with water? You can come to my house to wash dishes, chopsticks and clothes.

11、分享生活小妙招：如果你刷牙时感到手很累，只需要停手疯狂甩头即可。

Share life tips: if you feel tired when brushing your teeth, just stop and shake your head.

12、为了变瘦，我坚持了很多好习惯，例如拍照的时候坚持开瘦脸。

In order to get thinner, I stick to a lot of good habits, for example, when I take pictures, I insist on using thin face mode.

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