幽默又可爱的句子（超搞笑的英文句子）

你要不理我我就成包子了，而且还是天津最有名的。

If you don"t pay attention to me, I"ll be a steamed bun, and it"s the most famous one in Tianjin.

现如今，别人一夸我，我就担心，担心别人夸得不够。

Now, as soon as someone praises me, I"m worried that they don"t praise me enough.

没事多晒晒太阳，没准儿晒黑了就没人说你是白痴了。

If you don"t have a lot of sunshine, no one will say you"re an idiot if you"re tanned.

世上最美的事，就是吃饱了睡觉有空调。

The most beautiful thing in the world is having enough food and sleeping with air conditioning.

上学最开心听到的一句话就是：今天班主任不在。

The happiest thing to hear in school is that the head teacher is not here today.

钞票不是万能的，有的时候还需要信用卡。

Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

我的兴趣爱好可分为静态和动态两种，静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身。

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping and dynamic is turning over.

作为失败的典型，你实在是太成功了。

As a typical example of failure, you are so successful.

我马上要恋爱了和谁还不知道，我先替他高兴一下。

I"m going to be in love soon. I don"t know who I"m going to be with. I"ll be happy for him first.

我如果恋爱，晚一点其实也没关系；我如果暴富，请现在立刻马上！

If I"m in love, it doesn"t matter if I"m late. If I"m rich, please do it now!

我这辈子只有两件事不会，就是这也不会那也不会。

There are only two things in my life that can"t be, that"s not this, that"s not that.

当你生活不顺心的时候，不要慌，看看你的钱包和存款，哭出来就好了。

When you have a bad life, don"t panic. Just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

为什么一看书，就困呢？因为书，是梦开始的地方。

Why are you sleepy when you read? Because books are the place where dreams begin.