满满都是欢乐的搞笑句子 简单又有乐趣（句句喜欢）

1、一天有这么多时间，能不能空出一秒来想我一下。

There are so many times in a day, can you spare a second to think of me.

2、我才不是你的狗，我是你可爱美丽温柔大方的老婆。

I"m not your dog. I"m your lovely, beautiful, gentle, generous wife.

3、老娘变天鹅的时候，你还是颗蛋呢。

When I was a swan, you were still an egg.

4、虽然我还没遇见你，但我一定会爱上你。

Although I haven"t met you, But I will fall in love with you.

5、追星你又得不到他，不如追我，我三两下就到手了。

Chase after a star you can"t get him, chase after me, I a couple of times to get.

6、和我玩躲猫猫你肯定会输，因为你就在我心里。

If you play hide and seek with me, you will lose, because you are in my heart.

7、我有一颗早起的心，可我的被窝不同意

I have an early heart, but my bed will disagree

8、我们都是：上课睡觉觉，下课嘣跳跳，考试死翘翘。

We all sleep in class, bounce around after class, and die during exams.

9、不会哭的女人是怪物，只会哭的女人是废物。

A woman who can"t cry is a monster, a woman who can only cry is waste.

10、谈恋爱应该处处让着男朋友，让他做饭，让他洗碗，让他洗衣服，让他赚钱。

Love should be everywhere let the boyfriend, let him cook, let him wash dishes, let him wash clothes, let him make money.

11、刚吃饭忘带钱了就跟老板说下次补上，老板不愿意！我一生气叫来10多个伙计，终于把饭钱给凑齐了！

Just had a meal to forget to take money to say with the boss next time make up, the boss is not willing!I a angry call to more than 10 guys, finally put the food money together!

12、入秋了，打开衣柜一看，我该逛街了，打开钱包一看，我还年轻，不冷。

Autumn, open the wardrobe a look, I should go shopping, open the wallet a look, I am still young, not cold

13、在家的时候手机震动基本听不见，在学校的时候就特么像地震。

You can hardly hear your mobile phone vibrating at home, but it looks like an earthquake at school.

14、我擅长气人，拉远距离，斩断人际关系。

I"m good at irritating people, pulling away, cutting people off.

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