12个适合冬天发朋友圈的皮句子（幽默风趣）

1、天气降温了，偷偷喜欢我的，还有很幸运被我偷偷喜欢的，要记得添衣保暖，至于那些不喜欢我的，冻死算了

The weather has cooled down. If you like me secretly, you should remember to add clothes to keep warm. As for those who don"t like me, freeze to death

2、买羽绒服的季节又到了，我却稳如泰山，不急不躁，我缺的是风度吗，我缺的是钱

It"s time to buy down jacket again,But I am as stable as Mount Tai, not impatient, what I lack is demeanor, what I lack is money

3、天气冷了，我赶紧买了秋裤穿上了，你也赶紧把口罩戴起来吧，因为我听说“人怕冻腿，猪怕冻嘴”

It"s cold. I bought some autumn trousers and put them on. You should put on your mask as soon as possible, because I heard that "people are afraid of cold legs, pigs are afraid of freezing mouth."

4、昨天和男朋友分手了，他问我为什么，因为天冷了，回信息手冷，出去约会浑身冷，一想起你怕冷不找我，心冷

Yesterday, I broke up with my boyfriend. He asked me why, because it was cold. When I went out on a date, my hands were cold. When I thought of you, I was afraid of cold and didn"t look for me

5、无法启动起床模式，以至于上班模式，挣钱模式，都无法正常运行，因为太冷，懒得动，卡机了

Unable to start the wake-up mode, so that the work mode, money mode, can not run normally, because it is too cold, too lazy to move, jammed

6、天凉了，要照顾好自己，毕竟没有男朋友，没有温暖的拥抱，没有人给买外套，也没有人给送药

It"s cold. Take care of yourself. After all, there is no boyfriend, no warm hug, no coat or medicine

7、冬天了，有没有人愿意做我男朋友，帮我暖被窝，没有的话明天我就要买电热毯啦

In winter, is there anyone who would like to be my boyfriend and help me warm my bed? If not, I will buy an electric blanket tomorrow

8、拿得起放不下的是美食，陷进去出不来的是冬天的被窝

What can"t be put down is delicious food. What can"t be put out is winter"s quilt

9、老大不小了，天气预报说要降温了，能自己找到的毛裤，就不要劳烦妈妈动手了

The weather forecast says it"s going to cool down. If you can find it yourself, don"t bother your mother

10、不要总提醒我该买厚衣服了，十块钱的感冒药和几百块钱的衣服，我还是分得清贵贱的，我要是有钱，还用得着你提醒吗

Don"t always remind me that it"s time to buy thick clothes. I still have to share ten yuan of cold medicine and hundreds of yuan of clothes. If I have money, do you still need to remind me

11、问君能有几多愁，钱包空空没法买厚衣服，又冻得扛不住

Ask how much worry you can have, the purse is empty, can"t buy thick clothes, and frozen can"t carry

12、今天鼓起勇气，顶着寒风出了门，幸运的是碰到了心仪已久的男神，本想娇羞一笑，给男神留个好印象，没曾想天气太冷，突然冒了个鼻涕泡，呃，好尴尬，戴上口罩，赶紧跑

Today, I got up my courage and went out of the door against the cold wind. Fortunately, I met the God whom I had been longing for for for a long time. I wanted to smile with shame and leave a good impression on the God. I never thought that the weather was too cold. I suddenly had a nose blister. Er, I was so embarrassed. I put on my mask and ran quickly