一本正经胡说的沙雕句子 幽默搞笑（活跃气氛）

你看 ‘ 拜拜 ’ 两个字像不像四个烤串

You look at the word "bye" like not like four kebabs

猪肉价格上涨，鄙人有幸上周吃过一次猪肉。

Pork prices rose, and people were lucky enough to eat pork once last week.

好不容易习惯了自己的长相，理了个发，又换了一种丑法。

It"s not easy to get used to your looks, get your hair done, and change an ugly way.

她们说我脾气差，我笑了，我长这么好看脾气好还了得～

They said I had a bad temper, I laughed, I had such a good-looking temper

我要睡觉了，昨天梦见的泡面还有半桶没吃完。

I"m going to bed, and I dreamed of half a bucket of bubble noodles yesterday.

我的优点是：勇于认错，我的缺点是：坚决不改。

My advantage is: the courage to admit mistakes, my disadvantage is: determined not to change.

听说男孩说话的时候加个呢，会比较温柔，比如：宝贝，你闺蜜呢？

I heard that when the boy speaks, he will be more gentle, such as: Baby, where"s your honey?

有没有听过“大猪说有，小猪说没有”的故事？

Have you ever heard the story of a big pig saying yes, a piggy saying no?

一直对发型不满意的人，有一个共同点：不肯承认这是脸的问题。

People who have been dissatisfied with their hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it"s a face problem.

你有腹肌，我有肚皮，不是很腹，但是很皮。

You have abs, I have belly, not very belly, but very leather.

美国翘臀很厉害吗？我中国肚腩我骄傲了吗？

Is America"s hips great? Am I proud of my Chinese belly?