专治不开心的皮句子 句句沙雕（瞬间好心情）

1、热水并不能解决一切问题，红包可以。

Hot water doesn"t solve everything. Red envelopes do.

2、别问我有没有男朋友，不问就是没有，问了你就是。

Don"t ask me if I have a boyfriend. If you don"t, you are my boyfriend.

3、有人问我最近是不是不开心，对此我想说：美女的事，你们少管。

Some people ask me if I am not happy recently. In this regard, I would like to say: you should pay less attention to beauties.

4、你总说想要甜甜的恋爱，可是你早上要睡觉，下午要追剧，晚上追综艺，凌晨看小说，拿什么谈恋爱啊，等广告的90秒吗？

You always say you want sweet love, but you have to go to bed in the morning, play in the afternoon, variety show in the evening, read novels in the morning, fall in love with what, wait for 90 seconds of advertising?

5、最减肥的水果还得是车厘子，坚持每天一顿车厘子，基本就没钱买其他吃的了。

The most weight-loss fruit must also be cherry, adhere to a meal of cherry every day, basically have no money to buy other food.

6、追不到就不追了，你见过哪个公主跟在癞蛤蟆后面跑。

If you can"t catch up with your boyfriend, you won"t. what princess have you seen running after the toad?

7、你要是对我有意见就给我打电话，你要是没有我的电话，就别对我有意见。

Call me if you have any problem with me. If you don"t have my phone, don"t have any problem with me.

8、朋友一直劝我以后要嫁个有钱人，搞笑，不要劝我了好吗？去劝有钱人啊，我愿意！

My friend always advised me to marry a rich man. Funny, don"t advise me, OK? Go to persuade the rich, I will!

9、你讨厌我吗？我也挺讨厌我自己的，我们有共同点了吧，可以相爱了吧！

Do you hate me? I also hate myself, we have something in common, we can love each other!

10、孩子，这回没考好不要紧，你还小，我和你爸也还年轻，我们还可以再要一个孩子。

Boy, it doesn"t matter if you don"t take the exam this time. You are still young. Your father and I are still young. We can have another child.

11、网课我是真的听不进去，网恋我可以试试。

I really can"t listen to the online class. I can try online love.

12、这个天气挺尴尬的，不开空调又热，开的话还得去买一台。

The weather is very embarrassing. It"s hot without air conditioning. I have to buy one if I turn it on.

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